Flight of The Conchords - Carol Brown

Loretta broke my heart in a letter 
Told me she was leaving and her life would be better 
Joan broke it off over the phone 
After the tone she left me alone 
Jen said she’d never ever see me again 
When I saw her again, she said it again 
Jan met another man 
Liza got amnesia, just forgot who I am 
Felicity said there was no electricity 
Emily, no chemistry 
Fran, ran, Bruce turned out to be a man 
Flo had to go, I couldn’t go with the flow 
Carol Brown just took the bus out of town 
But im hoping that you’ll stick around 
He doesnt cook or clean 
He’s not good boyfriend material 
Ooh, we can eat cereal 
You’ll lose interest fast„ his relationships never last 
Shut up girlfriends from the past 
He says he’ll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing 
Oooh 
Who organized all my ex-girlfriends into a choir 
And got them to sing? 
Ooh Ooh Ooh, Shut up 
Shut up girlfriends from the past 
Mimi will no longer see me 
Brittany, brittany hit me 
Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie 
There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me 
Carol Brown just took the bus out of town 
Love is a delicate thing, you can’t just throw it away on the breeze 
He said the same thing to me 
How can we ever know if im the right person in this world 
That means he looks at other girls 
Love is a mystery, it does not follow rules 
This guy is a fool 
He’ll always be a boy, hes a man that never grew up 
I thought I told you to shut up 
Mona, you told me you were in a coma 
Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany 
Mmmm 
Would you like a little cereal? 
Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends? 
Was it you Carol Brown? 
Was it you Carol Brown? 
Carol Brown just took the bus out of town 
But im hoping that you’ll stick around 
Stick around 
Stick around 
Stick around 
Stick around